Bond

He came in with "Bond, James Bond"
Then he saw a Bond chick.
and after some chit chat.
they boned each other.

Errr

成吉思汗

Ronald McDonald

Trampoline

a long long time ago, in a distant dessert, the live one of the greatest ruler, Mr 成吉思汗. he was a great warrior, fighting off villains and terrorist.

One day, he came to malaysia because cuti-cuti malaysia have a tourist promotion. He took his few thousand wives go shopping in KLCC.

In the afternoon, Mr SiHan got hungry, but saw the price for shogun was too expensive. then he looked at california pizza, still too expensive. He look all over the place, Dome, KFC, Burger King, Food Court, but he finds it all too not dai.

Suddenly!! an evil looking clown was holding a blade and ready to stab Mr SiHan. Luckily Mr SiHan was aware and quickly dodge the attack. This time, the clown took out a trampoline from fitness concept and jump towards him. Using the force of gravity the clown was sure Mr SiHan was unable to dodge the attack. Unfortunately, a slight miss calculation occured and he directly bang the ceiling. The clown's head goes through the ceiling and was stuck there.

Mr SiHan was confused what is happening. The security later told him the clown was Ronald McDonald. The an old man who supposed to be unknown and call himself a prophet says to Mr SiHan: He knew that Mr SiHan will one day rule the world and become a threat for him, for Mr Ronald too wants to rule. So he decided to kill you. But unfortunately, he was a clown, not james bond.

dumb bell

cinderella

水果奶奶

Story Tag

A long long time ago, there is a kitten born without a mouth, but frankly it’s named as “Hello Kitty”.

It traveled every corner on this earth, and by the time it reach China Guang Zhou, it’s 1930++.  Unfortunately, it being robed away and it lost all it’s properties and treasure it gathered around the world, especially the time travelling machines from it’s best friend, an android cat named Doraemon.

It can’t go back to where is it from, so it can do nothing but straying on the street of Guang Zhou.

After hungrying for few days, and the rain falls heavily, it fell sick and tired to move around anymore, all it can do is laying down beside a rubbish bin and shivering, waiting for the moment of death summoning it.Luckily a good person passed by and noticed this weak and mouthless cat, his name is 刘醒。

This is how it become the pet of 刘醒。They work out along together very well, and Hello Kitty helping out 刘醒 alot in his job as a police captain at the town it was found. And yet, it also helping 刘醒 get married to his wife 冬妮 with it’s adorable looking with the pink ribbon on it’s left ear, given by its master’s younger sister, 刘晴。

After several years, the World War 2 has arrived the city of Guang Zhou. Civilian are suffering under the invasion of Japanese with their cruel and violence policies. His owner is being capture as a prisoner and punished a death penalty due to his call to helping out Chinese guerilla team which fighting against Japan Army under their domination of Guang Zhou.

Hello Kitty can do nothing but see his master being killed by the Japanese Daizou, 向山铁也 aka Gam Gong. It is being hatred and seek to revenge to Gam Gong, and then keep haunting him at the back alley and scared the hell out of Gam Gong. This is how the story been told in 超级游戏掌门人 by Gam Gong.

In the meanwhile, 刘醒 has not death yet thanks to 九姑娘 missed shot on his back. At the 万人坑，the place of 刘醒 being burried after the death penalty, 九姑娘 digging him out from it for the sake of saving his life with slightly chances. And this is how 秦始皇’s 兵马俑 being found……

成吉思汗

Ronald McDonald

Trampoline 

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從前，在一個村子裏住著很多很多很多很多人。那條村子叫作太平村，但是卻一點都不太平。所謂：‘時勢造英雄”，太平村出了一個英雄，他的名字叫Johnny Bravo。他是一個很普通的農夫。一天中午，鋤禾日當午，汗滴禾下土，誰知槃中餐，粒粒皆辛苦。就在他耕田的時候，他發現到了縮小燈。於是，他就拿著縮小燈，穿越五大洲，七大洋，Jetski到了日本。在日本，他遇見了他畢生的好朋友，Ultraman。


在一個風和日麗的早晨，小丸子心血來潮要決定攻打日本的廣島，於是Ultraman就浩浩蕩蕩的出發去迎戰了。


櫻桃小丸子和偉大的咸蛋超人,Ultraman先生大戰了300回合，各自都平分秋色，不知鹿死誰手。當時，廣島遭受到了比第二次世界大戰還要嚴重的破壞。這時，Johnny Bravo決定出手相救他的好朋友，Ultraman先生。於是，他拔出他的縮小燈瞄準了小丸子。就在那千鈞一髮之際，Johnny Bravo鼓起畢生的勇氣，使盡吃奶的力氣，用縮小燈把小丸子變成一個平平無奇的女子。在良心的發現下，Johnny Bravo很同情小丸子將后會自己一個人過活，所以，他也把他的好朋友，Ultraman給縮小了。


從此，Ultraman和小丸子就 live happily ever after。


Hello Kitty
劉醒
秦始皇

start game

Johnny Bravo
缩小灯
小丸子

Think Before You Do

Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely learned guitar
Then he go performs
Unexpectedly

Just a little shock
Huge to say the least
Everyone was scared
Neither one prepared
Heart attacks everywhere

Ever just a scare
Ever a surprise
Ever as a bard
Ever just as sure
The ambulance will arrive

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Bitter sweet? and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong

Certain as the pig
Climbing up the tree
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
The idiot guitarist

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
The idiot guitarist

Once upon a time……again?

Once upon a time, there was a kingdom far-far away, a kingdom famous in geyser(喷泉），with the name of “Blowing Water Kingdom”(吹水之国度）。 As some others kingdom, there is a king ruling this land, a very kind ruler, Blow Water King. The king has two precious treasure, a Magical Healing Bell and a Crystal Clear Harp(琴). Everyone that living in the kingdom loves the King, who always helping his citizen with his two precious treasure.

In this kingdom, there are many interesting people and creatures roaming around. A boar who always putting up a sad faces and dissatisfied. Bat with faces of a cow. A crown who never reveal his mask. A monk who never gives up in his trainings and wisdom in the arts of music and dance. Fairies with the faces of tomato, and much much more.

With this interesting peoples, there are plenty of stories can be told  by a travelling bard with a broken guitar and a broken singing voices in every night he couldn’t sleep in sound.

Now we shall see the what stories will he tell tonight….

To be continue….by others authors