Luke 7th

Oh yeah. His name is Luke 7th. He was given this name since he was born as the 7th son of Luke's family. Just same as the previous story, he wears only underwear. The colour of his underwear depends on the day, can also be known as the colour of rainbow. Monday he wears red. Tuesday he wears orange. Wednesday he wears yellow.. Thursday he wears green. Friday he wears blue. Saturday he wears indigo and Sunday he wears purple. He wears only underwear due to the weather. The weather is too f*cking hot recently. Everyone thought that he is crazy and insane.

One day, the weather is just really too hot. He cant stand with it. Wearing his underwear, he goes on the road and shout, " Stop Global Warming!!! Love our mother nature!!!". Indeed, he was wearing green color underwear that day to show that our earth need more green plants xD. But, too bad. The Government only saw money, money and money. They decided to kick him out of this country and sent him faraway. They booked the plane and asked the army to sent him there to prevent he tries to escape.

Sitting on the plane for 20+ hours, his underwear color change by itself. From indigo to purple, and at last, he reached there safely. Once, he arrived the country, the plane fly up high and missing in the sky. He wondered and wondered, where the hell is he now. All he can see is just a forest in front of him. The place look horror and no people staying here for few decades. With just a little compass and a dagger, he tried to find out where is he now. The place has no roads, no houses, has nothing at all. He can just use his underwear to know is the date.

After 49 days at there, he discovered something. Something that is so powerful and mysterious.

18 days later…

   It’s been a while I lost my news about my mentor…every since he came back from the shitty NS, he went to a long journey to JB to discover his new self. What I can do is, hoping he can success it.

  Just after he left KL(not Kuala Lumpur), the city starting to run wild.Gangsterism, illegal racing, even during day time I saw police chasing after a small red KANCIL!!?…I wonder what’s inside is actually Mini Cooper parts…damn I dun think there is any person can drive that fast with Kancil original parts except my mentor, but he is not here. Damn, the peaceful Malay-sian lifestyle being disturbed by this dumb-S…Hope the police can catch him, just to let him know, not everyone can mimic my mentor by driving red Kancil.”Sifu, after I gain my P license, I will let them who’s the pro on street…..wif Kancil..”.I believe…

  And times went by, I was too boring to staying home watching some “action” movies my mentor left me, or open F*c*book just to load a stupid JAVA flash game. I went to Brem mall this morning, see is there any nice movie showing, but it was freaking less people there, can say as none. It’s reminds me Left 4 Shit, or other zombies games. Something weird happen in this mall, I heard something called my name, but I see no one around, NO ONE! It is freak me out. First thought in my mind is get out of this mall ASAP. I was digging my pocket to reach some change to take bus home(duh i haven’t get my license…), and then a 5..sen is dropped on de floor, and rolling towards a direction…awkwardly…but greedy mind of mine ask me to chase after it. But it roll very fast…that’s why i said awkwardly…Soon or later, I didn’t realize I reached the underground car park , just at the moment i leave the lift lobby. The 5 sen coin keep rolling in the dark and chilly car park, toward a RED KANCIL in the darkest corner, finally it stopped…I go ahead and pick it up..Just at the moment, I heard a voice coming from the RED KANCIL

   “AV….JAV…MILF…”.that’s what IT said. Still, I was freaked out.But the RED KANCIL is very familiar, just same as the one my mentor drive. My curiosity get rid over my fear, yet fear still dragging my leg and beg me to run away…The sound is louder and louder ever since i reach the RAD KANCIL nearer and nearer, the source is obviously from the boot…and then, I stop infront of the boot, trying to open it with my bare hand, it was useless.Suddenly, a huge force coming from inside, pushing me towards the opposites wall. The boot was open, strange white gases diffuse out from the boot. A bright light shone out sudden, too bright for me to open my eyes.Yet, A man with only a underwear standing infront of me, He was the strongest man on earth I ever seen after my mentor…..who is he???!why does he here? what will happen next?..will he kill me??…

  This is the 18 days later my mentor left, a new chapter of adventure will begun…..

a F bad day

since nobody is watching the previous post, im going to start a new n more watery 1

that day i've gone to the hospital with my grandma for checkups.i haven't gone to the hospital since before NS.

n reali god damm it. i drove my mom's kancil. good lord, i burn like a mash patato in there, it was like a small oven in there. i finally knew wat it feels like to be a chicken in kenney roger's. it was really god damm hot.i was like a super saiyan feeling the aura burning.sadly i do not hav enuf hair to make my hair flow upwards. whoooo~~it damm hot. i pulled the handbrake n stop at jalan kuching. i went out of the car n feel the COLD wind. after a few mins, i went bak in2 the car. oh my F god!! damm hot AGAIn!! tis time im not stoppin. i STRIPED my cloths off in the car!! left onli the underwear. it feels so nice~~

i drove n drove n arrived at chow kit. n it was the best of luck, i was chase by a traffic police. it was reali reali omfg. it was still red lighted but i hit hard on the acceleration n speed off!! i was like a F1 driver!! if any of u guys ever saw fast n furious 4,u will know wat i meant. i was like dominic being chased by banga gang. like they said, PANTAS DAN GARANG. i potong jalan like electric running on a electronic board. damm, i still heard the sirens of the police vehicle chasing. LOLZ, i 4got!! i was driving a kancil!!gg lo...no wonder they chase up so fast.i quickly turned a U-turn back to sentul.luckily the traffic is smooth,i get to speed up till 120kmh. finally i arrived at brems mall.i quickly take a fast turn to the parking lot. the tires r squeekin like mices. i stop n shut off the car. n opened the boot, i layed inside. the boot remain 98% cloz. omg omg omg, i heard the sounds of bribery.i've just ended my NS leh, whr got money.omfg, the police stopped just infront of the boot. he said, the boot aint shut tight. n wham!the boot door went shut.

im like an oversize mouse trap in a darkcage...hot+dark aint fun at all.suddenly, the door went click, it was opened,n a bright light shone in. i opened the door n look forward. it was bright, too bright. then, there is a person standing there. who is that? who isss........