Bond

He came in with "Bond, James Bond"
Then he saw a Bond chick.
and after some chit chat.
they boned each other.

Errr

成吉思汗

Ronald McDonald

Trampoline

a long long time ago, in a distant dessert, the live one of the greatest ruler, Mr 成吉思汗. he was a great warrior, fighting off villains and terrorist.

One day, he came to malaysia because cuti-cuti malaysia have a tourist promotion. He took his few thousand wives go shopping in KLCC.

In the afternoon, Mr SiHan got hungry, but saw the price for shogun was too expensive. then he looked at california pizza, still too expensive. He look all over the place, Dome, KFC, Burger King, Food Court, but he finds it all too not dai.

Suddenly!! an evil looking clown was holding a blade and ready to stab Mr SiHan. Luckily Mr SiHan was aware and quickly dodge the attack. This time, the clown took out a trampoline from fitness concept and jump towards him. Using the force of gravity the clown was sure Mr SiHan was unable to dodge the attack. Unfortunately, a slight miss calculation occured and he directly bang the ceiling. The clown's head goes through the ceiling and was stuck there.

Mr SiHan was confused what is happening. The security later told him the clown was Ronald McDonald. The an old man who supposed to be unknown and call himself a prophet says to Mr SiHan: He knew that Mr SiHan will one day rule the world and become a threat for him, for Mr Ronald too wants to rule. So he decided to kill you. But unfortunately, he was a clown, not james bond.

dumb bell

cinderella

水果奶奶